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Spend your fucks wisely, you only get so many.
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you give a lot of fucks. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything, as many as you can.
Then, someday you are bored, and giving a fuck doesn't make you happy anymore, or maybe you don't have any fucks to give. That moment, you start to realize life fucks us all. So why do you need to give a fuck? You take a deep breath, inhale and exhale:
"Fuck this shit, why I have to give a fuck for this fucking nonsense! I will spend my precious fucks for my own fucking things. Go fuck yourself".
Unfortunately, you've no more fucks to give. You've run out of fucks. You've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy. You're over your fuck budget, and you're now in fucking debt.
“You and everyone you know are going to be dead soon. And in the short amount of time between here and there, you have a limited amount of fucks to give. Very few, in fact. And if you go around giving a fuck about everything and everyone without conscious thought or choice – well, then you’re going to get fucked.” – Mark Manson
Congratulation. You've learned the fucking lesson about not giving a fuck or two.
Whether this Jar of Fucks sits on your desk at work or on a bookshelf, let it be a daily reminder that you don’t have an unlimited supply of fucks. Don't let all the frustrations in the world distract you from what’s really important.
Breathe in, filter it out, and keep fucking going.
- 13oz glass mason jar with "Fucks to Give" label (real kraft label, not plastic/PVC)
- Around 160 "Fuck" wooden cutouts
- Card explaining how to spend your fucks wisely (see above)